what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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