She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Dear god my vagina.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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