theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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