I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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