am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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