She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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