ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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