Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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