tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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