Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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