Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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