I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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