grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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