Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Sober January is a disaster.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
