Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Who wears a wallet chain?!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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