would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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