Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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