are you still at the devil's house?
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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