More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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