HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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