let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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