He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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