id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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