Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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