YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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