i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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