Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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