So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We're using joints as your birthday candles
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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