Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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