I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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