Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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