god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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