It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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