That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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