so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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