Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Do vagina's smell?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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