It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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