was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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