I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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