your parents love me but you hate me
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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