Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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