Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
ttyl tear gas
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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