But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
This baby is an asshole
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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