Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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