I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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