Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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