I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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