My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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