I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
just tell him i said nine months
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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