That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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