its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
