What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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