Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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