So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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